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Thursday, September 13, 2007


Miami, FL - Thanks to Stanford fan, Joan McCallum, we have a new Wlatspotting entry. Joan was down in Florida visiting her Aunt Tilly. She went out for a night of fun at the drag show. Amazingly, she spotted our little Wlat dressed in drag as Cher, belting out, "I've Got You Babe." We're told his singing partner playing the role of Sonny was none other than Wlat's loyal offensive line coach, Tom Freeman. Sources say that Wlat received a standing ovation and several bouquets of flowers. Thankfully, Ms. McCallum was able to snag a picture. For her efforts, she'll receive 2 pounds of Chip Chopped Ham, 3 pounds of scrapple, and a Giant Eagle Advantage Card. Thanks for playing, Joan!

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