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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Wlat sez: You'll go ape for my new magazine!

Oo oo ah ah! Tally me banana!
Yes, dear readers, it's true - the revered Wlat has created his own magazine. Panther Rants has acquired an early scan of the cover, but due to contractual issues and threats of genital destruction, accompanied by vast amounts of fetid spittle, we cannot reveal it to you just yet. But patience is a virtue, is it not? Be glad, friends, for as some British movie guy once said, "I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it." No, wait. "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." And with Wlat, there have been bangs aplenty.

The ultimate reward for your patience will be to revel in the greatness that is Wlat. The Magazine. Described as a crossing between MAD Magazine and the New Yorker by way of Hustler, Wlat. The Magazine. promises something for everyone! Chock full of Wlaty goodness, the early buzz is buzzing buzzily! So keep it in your pants, friends, and wait with anticipation for that forthcoming bang. Hitchcock would be proud.

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