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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Exclusive: First official applicant for Cosmo's Kids!*

*see earlier post

Pittsburgh (PA) - In a Panther Rants exclusive, an unnamed source sent us a full-color fax of the first-ever filled-out application for Anthony Morelli's football camp, and the applicant himself is none other than Pitt football head coach Dave Wannstedt! Take a look at the application that Wannstedt himself filled out:

We at Panther Rants surmise that, following yet another humiliating drubbing, Coach Wannstedt felt it necessary to shake things up a bit by getting some pointers from someone who is smarter than he is. Good luck in this endeavor, coach!

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