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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Panther Rants presents "The Truth: Connecticut"

13 comments:

Nathan Hale said...

Pitt Fans=Sausaged Fingered Mouthbreathers

UConn Fans=Highly evolved, wealthy and just plain better.

We should just buy that stadium you borrow from the Steelers on Saturdays and fill it with the droppings of Boston College fans.

In My Seat 90 Minutes Before Kickoff said...

If you were so wealthy, you'd have built a stadium that holds more than 74 people.

Nathan Hale said...

Oh and one more thing.... At least Orlovsky was drafted.... Can't say the same thing for Palko.

Nathan Hale said...

At least we can get 74 people to attend our home games....

You may resume your Sidney Crosby manboy love session now.

In My Seat 90 Minutes Before Kickoff said...

He was drafted by the freaking Lions. Millen probably thought he was taking a WR.

In My Seat 90 Minutes Before Kickoff said...

Speaking of Crosby, how are the Whalers looking this year?

Anonymous said...

guys, just saw the site, and wanted to say good job - that's some funny stuff. keep it up. will you f wif every team you play this year?

Nathan Hale said...

Oh wait... you mean the last person in America who still watches hockey also posts here? Thats amazing, I feel so special now.

In Connecticut we could care less about some pro hockey in the civic center that plays the game of poor Canadian peasants. Not only did the team suck, but the colors sucked too.

The rednecks in North Carolina have can have 'em. They need something to do when they aren't buying Dale Earnhardt paraphenalia at Wlat-Mart.

Pittikrit said...

If you could care less, that means you actually care.

So, if Connecticut's so great, why did so many of your people try to butt into Pennsylvania?

In My Seat 90 Minutes Before Kickoff said...

If people in Connecticut don't care about hockey, and they don't have any other professional sports teams, what do they do? Drink tea? Discuss Joe Lieberman? Play Risk?

And to answer the intelligent commenter, we'll be doing this every week, for each opponent.

Wlats_moving_truck said...

Yeah, when I was last in East Haven, CT. I immediately thought "wealth."

Anonymous said...

As a Pitt fan living in CT I am loving the hatred on here

Pitt Outsider said...

It's 1:31... and UConn is still gay.