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Friday, May 16, 2008

A Panther Rants exclusive!

We here at Panther Rants pride ourselves in investigative journalism.

From being the first to break the news that Lesean McCoy would be a Pittsburgh Panther to explaining the very reasons why West Virginia is a consistent Amber Alert, Panther Rants is the most accurate media focusing on University of Pittsburgh athletics.

That is why Panther Rants knows that it is important to report news about one of its’ own peers in the University of Pittsburgh media.

Bob Litchenfels (aka Blimphead) has been covering college football recruiting with a specialty of intense focus on underage males from impoverished areas.

From collecting videos to posting photos of sweaty teen boys, Bob has provided an outlet for adoring fans such as Father Jim O’Brian out of the Central Catholic High School Parish to get up close and personal with the future of college football.

But it has been brought to our attention by a poster at PantherDigest.com that Mr. Litchenfels may have a checkered past and we feel it is important for this to be addressed due to the magnitude.

In the following article from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, and to the shock of this mediocre blogger, Bob Litchenfels is accused of selling contraband to inmates.

Former Indiana prison guards face charges
By Joyce Shannon
TRIBUNE-REVIEW


Four Indiana County prison guards charged with selling contraband to an inmate had been suspended since November, the county warden said Friday.

"I was aware of it from the beginning," said Warden Carol Wilson, adding that jail officials assisted in the investigation. The four have since resigned.

The guards as well as an Indiana borough police dispatcher were declared fugitives recently after warrants could not be served on them. Charges were filed without fanfare in January after a sweep for low-level drug dealers last August sparked the investigation.

Prison guards charged were: Steven Barbus, 31, of 3265 Climax Road, West Wheatfield Township, a part-time corrections officer since October 2001; Troy Mack, 28, of 21 Jones St., Robinson, a part-time corrections officer hired in January 2001 who was later promoted to full-time; Robert Lichtenfels, 29, of 179 Caroline St., Robinson, a corrections medical officer since June 2001; and Richard Harshberger, 35, of 304 Gibson Farm Road, Blacklick Township, a corrections officer since July 1988.

Harshberger's employment termination date was given by county officials as Dec. 9. The employment of the remaining three guards ended between late April and early May.

Dispatcher Tina Marie Lord, 29, of 252 Patchen Road, Montgomery Township, was charged after police discovered she had warned a friend that police may be investigating him.

Lord was the only one Friday who had responded to the warrant for her arrest, entering a plea of not guilty through court-appointed attorney Matthew Budash. She has worked as a police dispatcher since January 2002; her resignation date was Nov. 4, 2002.

The investigation came about after the sweep in August that targeted the Route 22 corridor from Monroeville to Altoona. That investigation began a year earlier.

In April 2002, an undercover drug agent coordinated a buy with a man named John Kanar. The Attorney General's Office contacted Indiana Borough Police and requested a license check of Kanar's vehicle, according to an affidavit.

While he was incarcerated at the state prison in Greensburg, Kanar revealed to agents that Lord had contacted him and warned him that he was being investigated by police.

In October, Lord allegedly confessed to alerting Kanar via her personal computer that his vehicle's registration was run. She was charged with criminal use of a communication facility, hindering apprehension of prosecution, obstruction of justice and reckless endangerment.

Agent Sam Nastari filed the charges against all five. He said the investigation began in October when William Hunt, an inmate who was in the county jail from late August to early September, swore in a notarized, 17-page statement of the criminal violations by the guards.

After gathering information from the inmate, Nastari interviewed the four. All provided written statements attesting to their actions, according to an affidavit.

Harshberger, the apparent ringleader, was implicated by Mack, Lichtenfels and Barbus. Both Barbus and Mack said they had obtained tablets of Percocet, a prescription painkiller, to sell for personal profit. After agents served a search warrant on Harshberger's home, they found hashish, a hash pipe, and a total of about 150 Oxycontin or oxycondone tablets.

Mack also allegedly confessed to stealing items and attempting to buy cocaine from Hunt. He also said he used the cocaine, according to an affidavit.

Hunt said he received Lortab and Vicodin prescription pills, cigarettes and snuff from Lichtenfels, who denied any criminal wrongdoing. However, further interviews continued to implicate him, leading to the charges filed, an affidavit said.

Barbus said he tried to sell four or five tablets of Percocet, which he received from Harshberger, in mid-summer 2002, but was unable to sell them and returned them to Harshberger.

The affidavits indicate that the county district attorney, the warden and deputy warden, county detectives, and the sheriff assisted in the investigation.

Nastari noted he attempted to locate all of the defendants concerning their warrants. Chief Deputy Sheriff David Rostis said it was "just a glitch in the system" that the five hadn't been arraigned.

Wilson declined to say more about the case.

"It's an ongoing investigation. I really don't think it would be proper for me to comment until this is resolved," she said.

Is this the same Bob Litchenfels from Scout Incorporated? Could Scout Inc. have hired a person that was accused of selling drugs to inmates? We attempted to reach Joyce Shannon to verify her story and have yet to receive a return call. Panther Rants will keep you posted.

Friday, April 18, 2008

BUTT ROCK FRIDAY

This selection is made based on those crazy Mon-Friday night games we have in the Big East since no one wants to show our games on Saturday. Yes we had some crazy nights...

2005 Pitt-Ohio: Check
2005 Pitt-Rutgers: Check
2006 UL-WVU: Check
2006 UL-Rutgers: Check
2007 Pitt-Navy: Check

And I forget the rest...then again...who cares?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

List of Birds Seen At Panther Fan's Backyard Feeders


At Feeder

Morning Dove
Pigeon
Cardinal
Goldfinch
House Finch
Purple Finch
Dark Eyed Junco
Robin
Peregrine Falcon (feeding on Robin)
Sparrow (various types)
Blue Jay
Chickadee
Grackle

Birds Not At Feeders But Nearby

Downy Woodpecker (in neighbor's tree)
Flicker (in neighbor's tree)
American Kestrel (across the street)
Mockingbird (in Rose of Sharon)
Crow (in neighbor's tree)

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Butt Rock Strikes Back!

Butt Rock Friday returns after a long hiatus. The author of this article feels it's good to run this series whenever he feels like because he probably would have run out of videos by now.

Which brings us back to 1988. Some couldn't do addition or subtraction, but they could scribble enough hair band artwork that would make Andy Warhol shake his head. Some also spent their times with their "jean jackets" deciding if they should go with the big Def Leppard patch on the back or the Guns 'N' Roses one. Then you threw in some more patches of other hair bands. It was important back in those times. You had to represent. No day during the summer of 1988 was complete without waking up, turning on MTV, and seeing this video.

Twenty years later, no weekend at the bar is complete without this song, and many others being played, where people scream this at the top of their lungs.


Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Pitt Basketball: Season in Review

Another season ends for Pitt Men's Hoops. The women are still in it as they beat the Bears from Baylor. So let's look at a season in review.

In Good Times....

  • Pitt goes off on an 11-0 start with wins over Washingston, Oklahoma State, and a huge win over Duke at Madison Square Garden.
  • With injuries to Mike Cook and Levance Fields, Pitt manages to beat Georgetown 69-60. This may have been the first warning sign that Georgetown was going to tank it in the post season.
  • The win over West Virginia where Ronald Ramon makes the shot of his life.
  • The 18-2 run where Pitt would come back and beat Syracuse. What was more funny was the fact that Syracuse and their arrogant fan base spent their energy on one play and they forgot about the other plays where they let us back in the game.

And Bad Times......

  • Pitt loses Cook and Fields within almost a week. Pitt loses Cook in the Duke game while Fields goes down in the loss to Dayton.
  • Pitt loses to Rutgers. Never in my life was I ever so bitter over a Pitt loss than this one. I mean this was like losing to South Florida in 2001. I mean it's like letting a blind man beat you in a game of Memory without telling him what cards he's picking up. ( Disclaimer: This was not intended to offend the vision impaired. )
  • Pitt loses to Marquette, ND, and Louisville. Three games in a row. This was maybe the tip of the iceberg to Pitt hoops followers. Some felt the ship was about to sync while others would say "Stay Calm....All is well!"
I'll be on your side forevermore......

  • Big East Tournament. Enough said.

That's what friends are for......

  • This season had its ups and downs. There were times you hated this team, and there were times where you knew why you love this team. Not much jokes from this writer here or reasons to complain. They won games, they went to the tournament, and they did it with a short bench with a true freshman starting.
  • While some may complain of the early exit, it could have been a lot worse. Be happy it never came to that.
  • Hey, it's not Pitt Football. They haven't had a bowl season since Harris left.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Pitt Bows Out of Elite Eight

Pitt Basketball's big run at the NCAA Tourney ended today as they were eliminated from the Elite Eight.....of their bracket. Pitt made the Final Four last year of their bracket, but couldn't seem to make it back as they went back to their form before the Big East Tournament started. Drew Neitzel, the winner of the Mike Gansey Award for "White Players that Pitt can't seem to defend" led the Spartans with 21 points and took a few years off Ron Ramon. Neitzel also picked up the "Antonio Gates Award" for unsung hero of opposing team that knocks off Pitt. Pitt won it last year for their offensive performance against UCLA. Barry Goheen was the original candidate for the award to be named after, but screw him and Vanderbilt.

Other Notes from the game:

  • Keith Benjamin is appealing to the NCAA for a sixth year of eligibity. The senior didn't play a lot of minutes until this year and he made some key contributions.

"We didn't realize his potential until we started playing him more", says Coach Dixon, "There were times we actually forgot he was on the team. He was late for our team photo because we forgot to mention it to him. He had a great year for us and hopefully the committee approves his return."

Benjamin is also a finalist for the "John Degroat Award" for player seldomly used. He may be disqualified for the amount of minutes he accrued this past season. No one may win the award due to injuries of other players.
  • The city had some problems knocking down St. Francis Hospital in recent days. Not because of their methods of demolishing the old hospital, but from the amount of bricks Pitt players were making in the final weeks of the season that was rebuilding the hospital. Luckily, they were able to tear it down before the game started. If they didn't it would have been another week until the building could come down.

And on the third day Wlat rose again....

-Yeah, we know, we are damned lazy.
-Another March, another Pitt loss in the tourney. We don't want to be too quick to put judgment on this season, but anyone who said back in mid-January that this team would be Big East Tourney champs a 4 seed would have seemed crazy. The loss yesterday hurt (thank Wlat that we never have to see Ron Ramon wear a Pitt uniform again, unless a Pittsburgh Xplosion uni counts) but they did put together a nice run. It sucks to lose to a Fat-10 team but Pitt this team will be good for years to come.
-Spring Football is around the corner, and that means more ridiculously high expectations of Hot Beefy Man Studs that have never produced before. Look forward to endless discussions about who will start at QB, how great Dorin Dickerson will look at his 5th position, who has the best hips of the Linebackers and yada yada.
-Peace and praise be to Wlat.