News In Brief: Narduzzi's Dog Gives Verbal Commitment to PSU

 

 

 

 

Blawnox (PR) -- It has not been a good week for Pitt football head coach Pat Narduzzi.

The embattled coach watched as his team was blown out Saturday night at home against Penn State, 51-6. Three days later, local recruiting target Joey Porter Jr. announced that he had committed to the Nittany Lions.

Now, it appears another Narduzzi commitment has bolted the program, with the family's dog - Penni - announcing earlier today that she too is planning on enrolling at Penn State next year.

"I just can't wait to get on that grass near Old Main and do my business, ya know," the dog said in a Twitter statement Tuesday afternoon.

Penni, 7 (49 in dog years), stated that she chose PSU because of its large rural campus as well as the large variety of "quality bitches." Penni had been leaning towards staying committed to Pitt but was discouraged by the events of Saturday night's game.

"I'm in my seat with the rest of the recruits and all of these people around us are yelling, 'siddahn.' So I did and no one pet me and said 'good girl,'" Penni Said. "They just looked around for more people to yell at."