PSU Fan Still Salty From "We Are" Snub in Drug Store

 

McCandless (PR) -- With a 51-6 trouncing of in-state rival Pitt Saturday night at Heinz Field, Penn State fans were in a celebratory mood.
Well, all except one fan.
Sitting in his Shaler home Monday afternoon in a white Nike pullover with the PSU logo on the chest, 37-year-old Tyler Dodson is still smarting from the snub he received by an alleged fellow Nittany Lions fan at the CVS on McKnight Road Saturday afternoon. According to sources, Dodson was walking through a middle section of the store when he encountered a white female in a Penn State hooded sweatshirt. Upon seeing the female, Dodson yelled out "we are," expecting the woman to gleefully reply, "Penn State!"
Instead, the woman stared for a moment and then walked to the nail polish section.
"Bro, like, what the fuck?" Dodson said while cracking open a third Red Bull in less than 20 minutes. "Everyone knows that. And it's gameday. If you don't want random strangers yelling at you then getting mad when you don't follow along with your ritualistic nonsense, why are you wearing school colors?"
The two would encounter each other again while both people were paying for their respective items. Feeling like she may not have heard him the first time, Dodson again yelled out. This time, the woman paid for her bottled water and hair shampoo and simply left the building without acknowledging the man. Dodson planned to confront the woman in the parking lot but the unknown female had already left by the time he had finished paying for his Red Bull, AXE body spray, AXE body wash, AXE deodorant and hair gel.
Dodson insists he's not upset with the female's apathy, but is simply confused by it.
"I mean, it's like, whatever," he said. "She's probably a lesbian anyways."