Carnival Atmosphere for Pitt-UConn
There will be a carnival atmosphere for when Pitt plays
Khalid El-Amin will be in town for his game called the “Water Bottle Toss”. Khalid will sit in a booth where you will get to throw filled up water bottles at the Doughboy himself. You will get three water bottles. After the 2nd water bottle, Khalid will stand up and re-enact his celebration after the comeback win against Pitt. While he’s doing this, you will get a water bottle that is frozen to throw at him. First person that knocks him out, wins a free Dell Laptop.
Other games on hand will be:
The “Clint Session Frat Boy Toss” – winner gets a Fred Primus autographed phone.
Geno Auriemma’s “Smack my Bitch Assistant Up” – winner receives a hand job from Barbara Turner
The Erik Gill “100 Proof Go Cart Challenge” – This game will open very late, probably around last call. Anyone who makes it to the finish line without wrecking wins an autographed Billy Martin baseball bat.
Former UConn player Rod Sellers and Former Duke Player Christian Laettner will also participate in a steel cage match. First one to get his head stomped loses.
Other games and celebrities will be on hand with Chris Seabrooks, Yuri Demetris, and Marcus Williams making special guest appearances.
Charges Dropped Against Fields?
Point guard Levance Fields may not have to go through the rigorous judicial process from the recent charges brought upon them. He may not have to face any type of discipline related to the basketball program or the law itself. In a telepathic interview with Panther Rants, Levance’s girlfriend Marcedes Walker said she would handle the incident.
“I called up the people handling his case and convince them I would take care of it. I’m just going to punk-slap him a few times.” Marcedes said.
One of the officials handling the case said they weren’t convinced if they should let the Lady Panthers star handle the incident.
“We weren’t too crazy about the idea. That’s until we saw her game film and decided to change our minds.” The official said.
Does this behavior normally happen at clubs? Panther Rants telepathically called up J-KRUZ of WAMO 106.7 and here’s what he had to say:
“YO, YOU GOTTA COME TO TOUCH NIGHT CLUB IN THE STRIP ON SUNDAY! THERE’S GONNA BE ONE DOLLA DRINKS TILL , LADIES GET IN FOR FREE, AND FELLAS BEST BE LEAVIN’ THE WHITE
We hung up the phone as our most of us went deaf listening to him.
The two games have been hell for the Cardinals’ defense. They’ve been in shootouts with
“We’re just going to droids on the defense…plain and simple. For linebackers and the secondary, we will use C-3PO's. For the defensive line, we will use R2-D2's. This should confuse opposing offenses a lot more. It’s like they are being dared to score on us rather than being challenged. Challenging them didn’t work. They just scored more points. The R2D2's have some neat gagdets and they should be able to penetrate up front. C-3PO's should give us some solid secondary help. Someone just has to fall for this.”