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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Anthony Morelli to form youth football camp

State College - Panther Rants has recently learned that Penn State starting QB/turnover machine Anthony Morelli has decided to start his own football camp. The camp, meant to encourage children with special needs, will be hosted by Mr. Morelli himself, who had this to say:

"It'll be nice to be surrounded by kids who have to struggle every day, kids who are more up to my kind of speed in football. Not that being surrounded by Jay Paterno, Galen Hall, and Joe Paterno isn't similar to being surrounded by a bunch of special needs kids, but I digest."

Panther Rants managed to get a copy of the sign-up form for the camp as well:

Stay tuned to Panther Rants for further updates on this wonderful story of selflessness.

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