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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Sad Weekend

Pittsburgh - This Pantherrants journalist is tired...he's got nothing left. He paid his $75. He did his job, unlike Kevan Smith.

Nonetheless, like every other Pitt fan, I'm hurt and depressed. Not disappointed. Not angry. Just sad that our guys worked so hard and couldn't get the win. Sorta like that stripper who bends over, shakes her ass, does a wild pole slide, and rubs her tits in some dude's face only to see the guy get up and walks out w/out tipping.

In essence, my creative juices just aren't there. It'll be back soon though. The idea of smacking those pompous Huskie asshats all over the field will be our source of inspiration.

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