Sung to the tune of an abbreviated "Tonight"
“Virginia’s gonna have its way tonight.”
“Chris Long is gonna have his way tonight.”
The Pittsburgh Panthers grumble, “No chance.”
But when it comes to gametime
They shit in their pants.
“Virginia’s gonna slaughter Pitt, tonight.”
“They’re gonna cut’em down to size, tonight.”
Wanny’s team’s in trouble,
Stuck deep inside his bubble,
Pitt fans'll hit the booze
The Cavs are gonna rock it tonight
They’re gonna jazz it up and have’em a ball!
They’re gonna deal it tonight!
The quicker Pitt gives up the easier they’ll fall!
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