WLAT SONG WEDNESDAY

Lyrics for: WLAT
With apologies to Edwin Starr

Wlat, you know
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing.
Wlat you know
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing.
Say it again yinz
Wlat, huh ain’t gdo
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. Listen to me

Wlat-I despise
cause he means destruction of Pitt booster wives
Wlat means tears to thousands of Pitt Fan eyes
When Plako goes back to pass
And goes to the right and slides on the grass

Wlat, huh ain’t gdo yinz
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. say it again
Wlat whoa lrod
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. listen to me
He ain't nothin but a heartbreaker
Friend only to an omelet maker

Oh Wlat, is a foe to the Pitt Faithful
the thought of Wlat is oh so cruel
Wlat has caused unrest in the blue and gold nation
Swinging gate, quick kicks who wants to play for him

Wlat, ain’t gdo yinz
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. say it say it say it
Wlat uh you know huh
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. listen to me
He ain't nothin but a heartbreaker
got one friend that's an omelet maker

oh wlat has shattered many young mans dreams
Polio made him disabled, bitter and mean
Wlat is much too short on work and can’t find much to do these days
Wlat can't make success can only screw it away oooooh

Wlat, huh ain’t gdo yinz
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. say it say again
Wlat whoa lrod
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. listen
He ain't nothin but a heartbreaker
Friend only to an omelet maker

Always looking at his playbook notes
50/50 were his quotes
his agent says "we’d be lucky to keep dear old Wlat"
but Wanny knows that he’s better than that