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Friday, June 22, 2007


Well it's another Butt Rock Friday. I hope you all have got your tickets to Poison. Today, we go on the ballad side of things. Who can forget seeing some blondes with their Motley Crue shirts cut off at the sleeves and stomach area jamming to this song? Not to mention holding hands with their man with the stone washed jean jacket and the Def Leppard patch down the back and buttons of his favorite band all over the fronts? Today is Bad English day......for when they see you smile, they can face the world.


Anonymous said...

I porked Jester's fiancee many times while listening to this song. Brings back memories of a limp-fish slut that was good only for taking my meat for a few minutes.

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