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Friday, June 29, 2007

BUTT ROCK FRIDAY

It's a few minutes from Friday as this article is being created. This week, we decided it was time to post some "BUTTCORE". Instead of the hair bands, it was time to go in a different direction. It felt like we were getting away from the true element that is Buttrock. Where union workers who have no concept of a belt blast a song like this while doing their normal workload. Like the fat chick at a concert of some famous classic rock band where she bends over for her beer while taking a drag off her Marlboro cigarette showing her full crack.

This is for the people who think Larry the Cable guy is funny. This is for the many drunken Yinzers at Steeler games. This is for the vehicle owners who proudly display the "Git R Done" sticker across their windshield. This for the loyal listeners of WDVE who turned this song up loudly and stop what they are doing to scream "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" while the majority of them have never been there, but should consider relocating. As for the song, you get the hint.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'll bet burghgay likes them...

Anonymous said...

Skynyrd is buttrock? What exactly qualifies as good rock?

Anonymous said...

Skynyrd is straight up ass

In My Seat 90 Minutes Before Kickoff said...

Go to any site that is currently employing roofers or plumbers. Observe what they listen to while they work.

THAT, dear readers, is buttrock.

Anonymous said...

You mean that music the mexicans at the job site are listening to is butt rock?

Anonymous said...

Nalgas Roca!!!

Lispin' through a whole in a paper heart said...

Nalgas Roca!