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Friday, June 15, 2007

Sad Day here at Panther Rants

One of our favorite Panther athletes has decided that his time in Oakland has come to an end.

Kevin "Man Boobs" Hughes is leaving the team after not seeing the field.....pretty much ever. As you can see in the picture on the left Kevin was asked to "gray shirt," a nice way of Wanny telling a left over Wlat recruit that he is DII material. Male brazier sales in Oakland took a 15% hit on this news but they are still confident they will be in business as long as Chase Clowser and the rest of those slaps stick around.

We wish Kevin the best in his future endeavors and wonder.....WTF was Wlat doing recruiting those last few years?

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