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Thursday, June 14, 2007


In the spirit of the Sopranos finale, Panther Rants brings you this gem. You've probably been to Jack's in the Southside on the weekend and hear a group of girls sing this out loud. You see them lean back and their yinzer guts poking out of their mid-drifts bellowing out "DON'T STOP BELIEVING!!". Not to mention the group of metro-douchebags doing the same thing.

As for this video, check out Steve Perry. It looks like someone spray painted his pants on.

Oh yeah and there's no such thing as South Detroit. It's called f*cking Windsor, Ontario

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