If your fanny isn't here at LEAST 90 minutes before kickoff, you aren't a true fan.
Additionally, you risk a beatdown from the Gridiron(sage) Gang.
Ut verum quod justicia have mediocris lascivio , ille est usquequaque a compositus pro beefy vir bulla!
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