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Friday, October 19, 2007

Waltvitation Update - Week Two


Two weeks have passed since we extended an invitation to He Who Went To Bowls to join us for the Syracuse tailgate and we still have not received an RSVP. Well we know damn well that he's been seen out and about. Just this week someone mentioned on a message board that Walt was at the Fox Chapel game watching his good friend, Brian Deal. We find it inexcusable that Walt can find three hours to go to a high school football game but can't make his way to internets and bang out an e-mail to us.
The good news, however, is that we think we're getting warmer. Just this week we received the following at AskWlat@gmail.com:
Leave problems with penis size for losers

"Jerry O. Myrick"

9:38 pm (3 hours ago)
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Folks, if a SPAM ad for "Megadik" (you can't make this stuff up) isn't an omen for whether Walt will show or not, I don't know what is. In the meantime, someone please pass on the link below to He Who Went To Bowls and tell him to RSVP. The Stoney's and Giant Eagle-brand hot dogs aren't gonna' buy themselves.


1 comment:

dr. jimmy said...

Check this out, from today's PG, more Wanny ball, another stupid statement from a very stupid man!

"Wannstedt said he isn't surprised that Cincinnati has risen so fast because he believed the Bearcats were laying a strong foundation in 2005. He is hoping to replicate their model of building a successful program. He said Cincinnati played a lot of talented but young players during the 2005 season and is now reaping the benefits".

Let's take a real close look at this one!

Take a look at scout.com:

2002 UC recruiting rank #95; Pitt #25;
2003 UC recruiting rank #84; Pitt #39;
2004 UC recruiting rank #75; Pitt #47;
2005 UC recruiting rank #70; Pitt #42;
2006 UC recruiting rank #70; Pitt #11;
2007 UC recruiting rank #80; Pitt #8;

Sounds like either the recruiting experts are idiots or our coaching staff are idiots.

What do you think about that strong foundation UC is laying?

HAHAHAHAHA

Wanny is an idiot!!!