Using ultra-high tech cameras initially designed to locate Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, Panther Rants managed to scan the contents of Charlie’s jelly belly, and the finds were both shocking and titillating. As you can see from this computer-generated cross section, Charlie sure knows how to buck up his spirits after yet another embarrassing loss…by eating everything – and we mean everything – in his sight range.
1. 3 triple-cheeseburgers
2. A strawberry-banana milkshake, quadruple thick
3. A small child
4. A boxed DVD set of NBC’s “Heroes”
5. Wlat. The Magazine. (How he got the one and only issue is beyond us)
There you have it, folks. Not only is Charlie losing, losing, losing, he’s also eating, eating, eating. Personally, we feel sorry for the wheelbarrow