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Friday, October 26, 2007

Butt Rock Friday - Kentucky Edition

Elvis was fat. Elvis was a drunk. Elvis was a cokehead. Elvis became famous by ripping off the singing and gyrations of blacks. Elvis would get angry and shoot the television (okay, we must admit. This one in pretty cool). In short, Elvis was a fat, disgusting slob who died dropping a deuce.

And Elvis performed a song about Kentucky. See a connection? We sure as hell do.

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