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Monday, October 1, 2007


Damon's Restaurant - Pantherrants has learned that former coach, Walt Harris, was at a local Damon's. Typically he's at Denny's but they don't have the big screens for the game. Wlat was minding his business, just hitting on the waitresses as usual. There was buttrock playing in the background, which Wlat loves.

Either by coincidence, or divine intervention, Chancellor Nordenberg then entered the premises. The two looked across the room and eyes met. At that moment, we're told that Cinderella's, "Don't Know What You Got, 'til it's Gone," began playing. Both looked away, a little sadder than they were before.

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