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Sunday, October 14, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: McCoy and Collins skip classes Thurs and Fri

BLAWNOX-- Panther Rants has learned that running backs Conredge Collins and LeSean McCoy reportedly missed classes Thursday and Friday because they remained at Heinz Field after Pitt's loss to Navy.
"Seriously? When are we ending this game?" Collins asked. "When we saw the passes on third and fourth down we thought it was like a Candid Camera, 'gotcha' moment. We wouldn't seriously end a game like that, would we?"

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