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Thursday, July 26, 2007


Omaha - Pantherrants has received an anonymous email from a corporate spy that Wlat has been seen in Omaha. Reports indicate that coach is in negotiations with ConAgra Foods' signature product, Chef Boyardee. Wlat will reportedly replace the Italian chef as the spokesperson and face of the product line. A crude mock-up of the new logo appears above.

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