North Side - Former Pitt head football coach, Wlat Harris, was spotted leaving the Pirates game yesterday. Along with approximately 1000 other fans, Wlat got up early in the game and left in protest. Pantherrants caught up with him later.
"Yeah, we got up and left that game. Ya know, a bunch of other folks, um, they got up and left too." When asked about his frustration with the Pirates, Harris stated, "Pirates? I don't know anything about that. All I know is I'm sitting there, enjoying the game, but there weren't any chics around. Some guy comes up to me and whispers that Hi-Tops has a hot new waitress. So I high-tailed it outta there as fast, ya know, as I could."
Pantherrants asked Harris if he was worried about being seen as a trouble-maker for the Pirates. Unfortunately, the interview was cut short as Wlat waved us away while doing body shots off a 21 year old skank wearing an air-brushed Whitesnake t-shirt."
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