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Thursday, November 1, 2007

Coach Robinson Drops By

Syracuse - SU Head Foosball Coach, Greg Robinson, was kind enough to stop by for a visit. We asked the coach his thoughts on Saturday's game against Pitt. "Pitt is a solid team. I think they're trying real hard and will give us everything they have. They obviously have a lot of desire to lose; but ours is stronger."

When asked for clarification, Coach Robinson elaborated. "Have you been watching us the past 3 seasons? Does it look as if we're really trying to win? Hell to the no! I was brought in to demote this team to I-AA. Then, we're going to take our place with the other 8 non-BCS football schools in the Big East and split off. Let's face facts - central New York is no place for big-time football. You know it, I know it, Tranghese knows it. In fact, this was all Tranghese's idea. He got Syracuse and Pitt on board to lose as much as possible so the conference can officially crumble and become basketball only."

Pantherrants called the league office for comment. Big East Commissioner, Mike Tranghese was kind enough to give us some insight. He spoke the entire time but the following is all we really heard. "Blah, blah, blah, ESPN, snort, blah, blah, blah, basketball, blah blah, blah, ESPN, blah, blah, blah, basketball."


He who went to bowl games! said...

Let's dub this game "THE LOSER BOWL"; the losing head coach will be fired first!

See you at the tailgate!

I am bringing a hoagie ring and a date!

zerp said...

^^^No way that is the real He Who Went to Bowl Games. There wasn't a single "ya know" in his entire comment.

he who went to bowl games! said...

You got me! You guys are just too smart for me! Ya know!