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Sunday, August 12, 2007

NCAA Changes for 2007

Indianapolis - The NCAA held a press conference today to discuss a few changes in football terminology in the college game. Honoring past greats, offensive formations formerly known as the "I" and "Offset I" formations will be referred to using new terms.

NCAA President Myles Brand elaborated. "We will honor Sammy Davis, Jr. by renaming the 'I' formation, the 'Sammy Davis, Jr. formation.' In addition, the "Offset I formation will now be called the 'Stuart Scott formation.'"

Brand then took two bribes from Big 10 boosters and ran back into his hole.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Stuart Scott's f'd up eye, "Not Pleased."

Sammy Davis's eyes, Alreadyeatenbymaggots#10.