Panther Rants is currently trying to track down the validity of a rumor that Wannstache curent has this jam lodged in the tape deck of his school-issued 1989 Toronado Trofeo. Pitt and this man have much in common. Like Pitt, this artist was popular in the 1980s and hasn't been relevant since. Here's Richard Marx with "Satisfied," something that Pitt fans haven't been since the 1976.
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