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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Tuesday Morning Update

Dave Wannstedt, head coach of your beloved Pitt Panthers, is planning on having lunch with various University trustees at the Duquesne Club today. Adding new Nautilous machines in the weightroom, increasing Buddy Morris's salary and other financial details shuold be discussed.

The noteworthy aspect of this update, though, is that Coach has plans to have down a few Iron City's at the Blawnox VFW later that evening. Discussion topics include re-fab Harley suspensions, leather jackets and Sally Wiggin.

Name one other college head coach with the moxie to do that.

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