Panther Rants is The Onion of Pitt Sports. Formerly a serious recruiting blog written by a serious recruiting writer, the site was taken over by mediocre bloggers that provide satire, sarcasm and anything but serious information. Everything on this site is tongue-in-cheek and is not meant for serious consumption.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Panther Rants Under Fire

We here at Panther Rants recently came under fire by this blog's former publisher. Said former publisher recently had these kind words for our work.

Certainly, the former publisher's criticism of our work is understandable - our's is more entertaining than what had previously been posted in its place. Unlike our predecessor, though, we know how to take criticism in stride and we will not "take our ball and go home."

The former publisher also apparently doesn't understand what parody and sarcasm are. If you're a Pitt fan and can't appreciate parody and sarcasm, Panther Rants believes you must be the most miserable person on the planet. Pitt fans take gobs of abuse due to their undying love for the university's sports programs which continuously come up short. We at Panther Rants are indeed fans of the school's programs, hence we use sarcasm and parody as our outlets and coping mechanisms. If you don't like it, don't read it.

As for the former publisher's insinuations of potential legal actions, Panther Rants fans can be assured that we, the new publishers, will not be scared away. Panther Rants own legal team is looking into the matter and preliminarily believes the former publisher would be laughed out of any attorney's office. There is no registered trademark involved, no reprinting or reuse of copyrighted materials and then there is this:

Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


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God bless America, Wlat and one-star blowjob offensive linemen from Ohio.

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