Walt: Well we're back after a week hiatus. Not to mention we're in Tampa! There was a lot of issues since the last show. Because of that, we decided to make some lineup changes.
Kevan Barlow: Tyre Young has no affiliation with this show for a while. With that web site scandal and his behavior on last show, we decided to go in a different direction for a while. Tyler Palko has been benched from the show. Probably the first time he's been benched since.....
Rod Rutherford: Since, I beat his ass out for the starting job during the Texas A&M game. Wait a minute, he's here! Did he sneak on the tour bus?
Walt: Well I told Tyler, we didn't need him. He didn't have much else to do so I decided to let him travel with us. It's kind of similar to when you couldn't beat out Brian St. Pierre for the third string job. The Steelers felt bad, so they let you come to the Super Bowl.
Tyler: Don't throw stones in glass houses, Rod..or in your case....objects at women's car windows.
Rod: Well there's a lot to that story than that.
Tyler: Sure, Larry Fitzgerald wasn't there to make the catch. Unlike you, I was never in danger in losing my job. Hell I made Luke Getsy and Joe Flacco transfer.
Rod: Yeah, but Joe Flacco has something that you don't.
Tyler: What's that?
Rod: A seven figure salary.....
Tyler: F*** You.......
Kevan: Now guys, settle down.
Tyler: I'm not going to take this crap from a city league quarterback. My stay in the pros lasted the same as yours. How's the Erie River Rats?
Rod: They're looking for a quarterback since I decided not to play. I hear they would have called you, but they called Matt Flaus instead.
Walt: Ouch...come on guys. Tyler is it true you had a tryout with Cal U? Are you going to coach like Rod does?
Tyler: Well I've petitioned for another year of eligibility. I mean If Joe Slappy can play college football for 7 years, why can't I?
Rod: Joe Slappy still plays? Didn't you go to high school with him?
Tyler: Yes. Hell they're thinking of letting Marcel Pestano play another year.
Walt: How did your tryout go, Tyler?
Tyler: It didn't last long. Tyre Young showed up to try out as well and threatened to shoot me.
Walt: Well I was hoping to see more of my players from Pitt play. I mean, I did see Joe Flacco play at Heinz.
Kevan: Antonio Bryant plays here in Tampa. Why not go see him play?
Walt: I want no part of that. Putting up with him for three years was enough. He still wants an apology for R.J. English. Where did Rod go?
Rod: Sorry about that, was taking a timeout.
Walt: You took a lot of those in 2003.
Rod: Thanks to you. Julius Jones just ran by, he's wondering when you'll stop him.
Walt: Well if St. Vincent's doesn't work out, I imagine there's Cal U.
Kevan: Speaking of that, I gotta go.
Walt: Where the hell are you going? The show isn't over!
Kevan: I'm heading to Cal U to see if they need a running back.
Rod: Me too, they'll take anyone except for Tyler.
Tyler: I'll just take Kevan's job as co-host.
Walt: No you won't. Besides, Kevan's done a good job here. Speaking of that, I thought Rod and Kevan were heading back to Cal U. Are they heading into a bar.
Tyler: Yeah, they saw a Filthy McNasty's and just couldn't resist.
Walt: Well that's it for the Best Damn WLAT Show. Sometimes in your college career, the show is never over to you. When it finally is, you'll end up here talking to me. Hey there's a Denny's down the street. Time for a Grand Slam! The show is never over there. It's open 24 hours!
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