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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Haiku Wednesday

I pick the aussie
Imbruglia, she enjoys
a nice donkey punch


In My Seat 90 Minutes Before Kickoff said...

Ill Mitch is the man
He waits in line for bread and
Fucks hot Russian hos

he who took them to bowl games said...

I already had her, ya, know!

zerp said...

nice rack

Anonymous said...

Whoa....who the hell is messing with my chick? You all know she belongs to me.

Friggin briggards....

Anonymous said...

best Haiku in the last 4 munfs