We here at Panther Rants know that in this time of family, friends, and copious amounts of booze (not to mention the yo-yo of emotions that is Pitt Athletics), you have little time to devote to visiting your favorite satirical website. We also know that we need to drum up interest and traffic, and as such, give you the 1st Shameless Traffic Promotion Post. What is that, you might ask? Allow us to demonstrate.
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Panther Rants is The Onion of Pitt Sports. Formerly a serious recruiting blog written by a serious recruiting writer, the site was taken over by mediocre bloggers that provide satire, sarcasm and anything but serious information. Everything on this site is tongue-in-cheek and is not meant for serious consumption.