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Monday, December 3, 2007
Pederson Announces Commemoration
Oakland - Newly appointed Athletic Director, Steve Pederson, held his first official press conference today. Fresh off the announcement this past Saturday that he would be returning to Pitt, the administrator bolted to action on Monday morning in his first move back in his old role.
"We're happy to announce that after the second televion timeout during the Pitt-Duquesne game on Wednesday night, we will stopping play to commemorate a great Pitt team. Sophomores Ronald Hastings and Kevin Stultz were recently made it to Commander status on Halo 3. This honor will not go unnoticed by the University at large and we will be pleased to present them with an award for outstanding achievement while on campus."