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Monday, December 3, 2007

Pederson Announces Commemoration


Oakland - Newly appointed Athletic Director, Steve Pederson, held his first official press conference today. Fresh off the announcement this past Saturday that he would be returning to Pitt, the administrator bolted to action on Monday morning in his first move back in his old role.

"We're happy to announce that after the second televion timeout during the Pitt-Duquesne game on Wednesday night, we will stopping play to commemorate a great Pitt team. Sophomores Ronald Hastings and Kevin Stultz were recently made it to Commander status on Halo 3. This honor will not go unnoticed by the University at large and we will be pleased to present them with an award for outstanding achievement while on campus."

1 comment:

mike said...

What I hope we get with the return of Stevie Wonder is a return to commemorating Dan Marino at every football game.

Who knows, maybe in his newest incarnation as AD, he will commemorate Marino at halftime of basketball games too. After all, Dan Marino is the only Pitt Panther that has ever done anything, anywhere.

Hooray for Stevie.