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Monday, March 3, 2008

Seen at 3:45 EST, Monday March 3rd, 2008

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aw, poor yinzer. Your team fell to pieces (much like your city) so you blame the officials
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Just make sure yinz don't take it out on the misses an give her two tree slaps, n'at.

Anonymous said...

You forgot to throw in the booze and hookers Huggins likes to give to Tim!

Almost forgot, Tim likes to drive a Lexus, I am sure Bob hooked him up!

Brian Jackson said...

Can I ask what this means?

"Just make sure yinz don't take it out on the misses an give her two tree slaps, n'at."

Anonymous said...

It's a cryptic hoopie ghetto message!

This example further reinforces how years of inbreeding rapidly erodes the thought process.

Gregg said...

Yeah, Pitt fans claiming it was "5 vs. 7" out there on the court. Yup, blame the refs for the loss. YAWN!

BTW, why did LeVance Fields get tasered by the cops? Must have been acting like a real "thug"?

Brian Jackson said...

Well, as the Brawl last year was 15 vs 11, it is easy to see why Monday's game could have been considered 7 vs 5.

Thanks for stopping by!

Anonymous said...

I'm the real Thug!

Check out a few of my past accomplishments!

Multiple DUI's; recruiting criminals and thugs!

Just check out my resume

http://www.enquirer.com/bearcats/2004/06/16/uc1a.html

http://citybeat.com/2002-04-25/bone.shtml