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Sunday, April 29, 2007
IST MAH PLAKO TMIE
Thoughts on the draft:
1. Darrelle Revis is gdo. Another year at Pitt and he's a top five pick. As it is, the Jets did a great job leaping up to get him ahead of the Steelers who I firmly believe would not have had the good sense to take Revis anyway because Colbert has proven time and again that he hates cornerbacks.
2. Want to know how dumb NFL scouts are? Clint Session was drafted two full rounds ahead of HB Blades. Clint Session is a great athlete but a dumbass, dogshit football player. He'll be cut during the first wave of pink slips at training camp. The skins, though, got themselves a good one.
3. Plako wasn't drafted. Weak arm, too short, bad attitude ... now, we all know that the almighty wlat, had he been present the past two seasons, would have developed plako into a first-round pick. That's not how it worked out. Best case scenario, he hooks on as a RUFA and carries a clipboard for a few years and makes a ton of money. The good news is, that faggot getsy wasn't drafted and plako won't have the chance to really embarrass Pitt by failing to live up to unreasonable expectations the way that fairy, overhyped piece of shit Brady Quinn will.
4. Pitt's defense sucked utter and complete muskrat testicles last year but still somehow managed to get three defensive players drafted. Something doesn't add up. Revis will be a stud and Blades, IMO, will hook on, but Clint Session is a dirty pirate hooker who should never have been drafted.
5. No University of Penn State football players were arrested this weekend. A tip of the cap goes to the State College PD. You're back to doing your job the way boosters bribe you to do it!
6. This is just a rumor, but we have heard that Burghguy is in fact gay and might be Jester's bitch.
7. JOE "TITLEMAN" HUBER IS NOT A "PITT FOOTBALL EXPERT."
Thanks, and may you all go in peace to follow the Denny's waitress in sucking wlat's dirty old sac.
Posted by Doke at 10:07 PM