Authorities in Starlight, Indiana, have reported a rash of food poisonings at a local eatery, Joe Huber's Family Farm and Restaraunt. Local police have been baffled by the narrow scope of poisonings, specifically that only individuals who would classify as minorities have been affected. One of the afflicted, former NFL quarter back Rod Rutherford, said "I couldn't stop vomiting. I usually enjoy the Farm, but the last two times I've eaten there, I've gotten violently ill". Police are working with the FDA to discover what exactly is happening in Starlight. If anyone has any information, please contact the Starlight Sheriff's Department.
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